Comments on The Pensive Quill: Irish Verboten

A man has been taken to hospital after an explosio...

2011-08-10T20:41:51.924+01:00

A man has been taken to hospital after an explosion in a portaloo..police say he suffered turd degree burns...car salesman saw to 2 old ladies sitting in a used car and asks if they would like to buy it "we have bought it" they said"then why dont you drive it away?" "we were told if we bought a car here we,d get screwed,so we,re just waiting",,,my poor budgie broke his leg the other day so I made him a splint out of a couple of matches....his face lit up when he tried to walk...

Hi I,m just back from holiday,just seen all the fo...

2011-08-10T20:32:35.860+01:00

Hi I,m just back from holiday,just seen all the footafe on sky news....who were Rangers playing in London?...Scousers are refusing to travel to London on Saturday for the Spurs vs Everton match due to fears that all the besr stuff has already been stolen...they are making a film about Eddie Stobart...I,vde already seen the trailer..I took the wife to the doctor and after a short examination he said "your wifes mind has completly gone" I said" I,m not suprised she,s been giving me a piece of it everyday for the last 25 years"....A farmer gets a letter from the dept for work and pensions saying that they suspect he isnt paying his emplotees the minimum wage,the inspector arrived at the farm,"tell me about all your employees" he demanded "well" said the farmer "there,s the farmhand I pay him £240 a week,he has a free cottage for him and his family,there,s the housekeeper she gets £190 a week with free board and lodgings,then there,s the halfwit,he does 90% of the work, and works a 16 hour day gets £25 a week and a bottle of whiskey and as a special treat he gets to sleep with me missus""thats disgracefull "says the inspector "I want to interview the halfwit" "that will be me then " says the farmer...

Brian, I think we are almost level with you now a...

2011-08-08T13:18:33.710+01:00

Brian,

I think we are almost level with you now and should not fall behind again. Thanks for a continuous supply of a great array of work

michaelhenry, really surprised at you, I thought y...

2011-08-07T17:00:45.958+01:00

michaelhenry,
really surprised at you, I thought you were a cut above generalisations laike that.

I was caught up in the Ballyclare riots and I need...

2011-08-07T11:32:47.531+01:00

I was caught up in the Ballyclare riots and I needed somewhere safe to hide where the loyalist rioters wouldnt go......I,m in the job centre if your looking me....

Alex Reid married us Mickeyboy and I can assure y...

2011-08-06T14:56:31.691+01:00

Alex Reid married us Mickeyboy and I can assure you I didnt attend any lectures from anybody.and if I was to do it again I,d wear the strainer of the beloved FSM.

Marty- Do you remember talking to the priest abou...

2011-08-06T12:57:53.405+01:00

Marty-

Do you remember talking to the priest about marriage and sex- and feeling awkward about it- and at the same time your man with the coller was riding the countrys young-

I read this morning that another young man from th...

2011-08-06T11:55:48.843+01:00

I read this morning that another young man from the nationalist community has been left criticaly injured,after being attacked,how many times over the years have we read of such similar attacks,by those who like to paint the kerbs red ,white , and blue, and festoon the place with all maner of flags except of course the tricolour,makes one wonder what the real brits think of these loyalists?shit comes to my mind.

I agree Mickeyboy,for an organisation with an opin...

2011-08-06T09:31:54.270+01:00

I agree Mickeyboy,for an organisation with an opinion about everything,including how we copulate(and as it turns out they are experts in that field)! the church has kept it massive mouth well closed,mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa,I think the f##kers think that means I,m a cowboy I,m a cowboy I,m a Mexican cowboy.

Anyone know any latin- It is said that silence i...

2011-08-05T21:52:54.355+01:00

Anyone know any latin-

It is said that silence is golden-
Papel silence is hell to those
abused-