Comments on The Pensive Quill: Drop Her in d'Drink

'world cups would be crap without them.' ...

2011-08-04T17:55:17.708+01:00

'world cups would be crap without them.'

For comedy reasons certainly. The soccer is crap with them!

I love this Could not stop laughing all day when v...

2011-08-02T10:50:38.860+01:00

I love this Could not stop laughing all day when viewed it at work. the concrete weight is brill ahaha Brian is genius material really - just keeps churning it out

To the bloke with no legs who nicked my camouflage...

2011-08-01T20:03:18.975+01:00

To the bloke with no legs who nicked my camouflage jacket....you can hide but you cant run.my new girlfriend said I would have to wait six months before she,d sleep with me,I told her I totally understand and respect her decision and I,ll give her a call nearer the time ...He was in ecstasy,with a smile on his face,as he watched his girlfriend move fowards then backwards..back and forth....back and forth..in and out ...in and out...her heart was pounding faster,her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan, Then she let out one almighty scream....".I cant park this f##king thing you do it you smug bastarfd"...

A big blonde got into my taxi last night and she w...

2011-08-01T19:33:34.027+01:00

A big blonde got into my taxi last night and she was starker,well I just couldnt take my eyes of her,eventually she said to me "have you never seen a naked woman before?" I SAID "Yes but I,m just wondering where you put the fare?"..

I was explaining reincarnation to my wife yesterda...

2011-08-01T19:22:26.559+01:00

I was explaining reincarnation to my wife yesterday and I told her that when you die you come back as a different creature,she said she,d like to come back as a cow,I said "you,re obviously not listening"..

michaelhenry was lost for a reply to your rockall ...

2011-08-01T11:51:20.913+01:00

michaelhenry
was lost for a reply to your rockall comment...still am. but yep, the English put the fun into sport.

An alien lands in Ardoyne and is asked who he is &...

2011-08-01T09:32:30.597+01:00

An alien lands in Ardoyne and is asked who he is "I am a Martian" he replys a young local lad hit him with a brick and said "not down this f##kin rd ya ugly wee orange f##ker"......the wife said to me this morning "your the laziest bastard I,ve ever known pack your bags and f##k of....I said "you pack them"...

mackers when pacman fought ricky 'fatton'...

2011-07-31T21:34:26.640+01:00

mackers

when pacman fought ricky 'fatton' BBC radio had my mrs dreading the fight after 30 minutes build up. 1.5 rounds in, and 'fatton' is sucking oxygen in the land of nod.

wifey now finds English sport and commentators the best source of amusement on earth...endless expectation followed by the slating of their 'heroes'.

world cups would be crap without them.

Larry, I’d some fun last year following their woe...

2011-07-31T19:42:14.616+01:00

Larry,

I’d some fun last year following their woeful performances and blogging about them!

Larry hughes- Great statement- some crack if ther...

2011-07-31T12:57:35.965+01:00

Larry hughes-

Great statement- some crack if there is a 32 all Ireland without rockall-
somebody might call us traitor's-

see england got another easy group in world cup. n...

2011-07-30T21:21:44.545+01:00

see england got another easy group in world cup.
norn iron got israel...wee fascist love in that...other teams in their group, rockall, isle of man, jersey and isle of white.

Brian, working our way through.

2011-07-30T21:10:06.710+01:00

Brian,

working our way through.