Comments on The Pensive Quill: The Auld Bhoys

The wife fell down a wishing well .....didnt know ...

2011-03-13T20:18:29.197Z

The wife fell down a wishing well .....didnt know they worked!!The wife was having a go at me "life is just one big joke to you isnt it?" I replied "dont know what you mean love,sit down and lets talk about it",thats when I pulled the chair away....old Chinese proverb ..man who confuse laxative with viagra ...crap in bed..a newly wed was on the phone to her mother when she says"my new husband was a virgin mum"her mum says "how could you possibly know that?" her daughter replies "his thingie still had the plastic cover on"

Big Sue or wee Sue, what she does with her appeara...

2011-03-12T17:43:48.471Z

Big Sue or wee Sue, what she does with her appearance is hardly the concern of anybody here.

Haha, classic Marty. Has big Sue got any bigger?

2011-03-12T17:12:36.787Z

Haha, classic Marty. Has big Sue got any bigger?

Prince Williams stag party is going to be a pretty...

2011-03-12T09:54:24.758Z

Prince Williams stag party is going to be a pretty weird night-I mean imagine stuffing pictures of your granny into a lapdancers knickers...there are unconfirmed reports that a huge natural disaster has battered parliament buildings at Stormont initial reports suggest that Tsueramsey has consumed many lives..

It would be difficult to court martial people now ...

2011-03-11T19:34:30.734Z

It would be difficult to court martial people now Mickeyboy after the green book has been torn up and the pira have surrendered,as per Seanna Walsh, this story of your gets more fantastic the more you recount it ,the widowmakers were now smoking,mm I,m of the opinion my friend that your a bit of a fantasist,orelse you,ve been smoking something stronger than woodbines,

MartyDownUnder- Its the x smokers who wanted the ...

2011-03-11T17:35:31.995Z

MartyDownUnder-

Its the x smokers who wanted the ban the most lol

It was a good night's crack when the lads came in with there smoking
AK's- though Marty is looking them
to face the court martial

Another woman shot dead to-day- thats the 2nd one in a week in the peaceful 6 countys

Really feel sorry for those people in Japan. becau...

2011-03-11T16:22:03.214Z

Really feel sorry for those people in Japan. because the last time I had 10 after shocks I couldnt find my house either

Michaelhenry, As a former smoker, the best thing t...

2011-03-11T15:42:59.550Z

Michaelhenry,
As a former smoker, the best thing to happen to pubs was the smoking ban, helped me quit anyway. Though I do know what you mean.
But here the only crack in your local must've been from the rifles the bhoys carried in!

Silly boy how you you expect anyone in this day an...

2011-03-10T20:42:52.349Z

Silly boy how you you expect anyone in this day and age to live on £500 smakers a week and maintain a couple of holiday homes,if it werent for a few wee expenses these ceasefire hero,s would be almost destitute,

A lot of the crack has gone from bar-life now You...

2011-03-10T19:40:04.515Z

A lot of the crack has gone from bar-life now

You can be having a great time then some of your mates go out for a smoke- i sometimes think thats where the conversation has moved
to- the out door smoking area

That and the price of drink now

A thing I've often wondered is, does the '...

2011-03-10T17:49:23.088Z

A thing I've often wondered is, does the 'average industrial wage' include allowances these Dail/Assembly members recieve for committee and other work?

Looks like "the average industrail wage"...

2011-03-10T13:55:36.206Z

Looks like "the average industrail wage"is not enough for Billyboy, at least he,s being honest, because for the life of me and I,ve hunted high and low over Belfast and futher afield and I cant buy an armani suit under £600 and thats a cheap one,

I,m hearing Billy Lenorad has been suspended from ...

2011-03-10T13:16:22.773Z

I,m hearing Billy Lenorad has been suspended from the party, wonder is he on the way to being an auld boy,