Comments on The Pensive Quill: Irish Patriot

I heard Bob the brains was done again for punching...

2010-09-24T22:23:14.231+01:00

I heard Bob the brains was done again for punching the other half again.the judge said to him "why do you keep beating her?"Bob the brains said"Doh I think its weight advantage,longer reach,and superior footwork doh!"

The Mrs has just come into the living room wearing...

2010-09-24T22:14:45.598+01:00

The Mrs has just come into the living room wearing a little pvc number,fishnet stockings and high heels,she handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down and relax,and when she comes back she,ll give me what she does best...............I cant wait.....I f##kin love shepards pie!!

Lol Robert if Martha fell on you.youd think Easten...

2010-09-23T22:19:09.159+01:00

Lol Robert if Martha fell on you.youd think Eastenders was starting,and your condition would be critical

Marty, "..is begining to sound like Robert,d...

2010-09-23T21:19:22.862+01:00

Marty,

"..is begining to sound like Robert,demanding that the road to the pub is a traditional route.."

Here's to Martha!! No that would be a 'conditional route'

There could be a grain of truth in that my darlin...

2010-09-23T09:36:28.883+01:00

There could be a grain of truth in that my darling dear,one must be constantly searhing for that holiest of holies,ie the perfect pint! and Marie is like Mickeyboy half pickled and is begining to sound like Robert,demanding that the road to the pub is a tradional route, so at this stage I,ve had to inject some fresh blood,actually fresh may be a little complimentary, more an old soak who has emptied a few pubs in her time now relocated in prefidious Albion doing to the dummy tits what Mickeyboy does to us, its only temporary untill Marie finds the will to live again and her handbag!

Marty, maybe you could send him down a load of the...

2010-09-22T22:04:04.233+01:00

Marty, maybe you could send him down a load of the old plum poteen to warm him up!

Any truth you are sliding off on another holiday with you 'manager'?

Mickeyboy,s other half texted me to say that sinc...

2010-09-22T21:22:45.729+01:00

Mickeyboy,s other half texted me to say that since Mickeyboy went senile all he does is stand and stare through the window,maybe one day if its really f##kin wet and cold she,l let him in.

Bangers is a damp squib Anthony!

2010-09-21T20:49:36.543+01:00

Bangers is a damp squib Anthony!

Bangers had a very weak piece on it.

2010-09-21T20:25:41.741+01:00

Bangers had a very weak piece on it.

Was he a member of the prm and if so did he get a ...

2010-09-20T21:25:33.747+01:00

Was he a member of the prm and if so did he get a rep funeral,or was that why Marty boy called with him,look Chesney a cara this Claudy thing,do you get where I coming from here? a bit like the disapeared!no claim ,no blame.