Comments on The Pensive Quill: Bangers Convention 2011

Marty, I think it is a bit rude to refer to your ...

2011-11-16T22:43:58.018Z

Marty,
I think it is a bit rude to refer to your guest as a sheep.
Although in some quarters they believe it is a compliment!

Nuala hon when one goes sheep shagging over the h...

2011-11-16T09:26:13.421Z

Nuala hon when one goes sheep shagging over the hills,one has to endure whatever the elements throws at one,after all its not a pursuit one can engage in by sitting comfortably in ones armchair in ones drawing room,and having a ravishing blonde (similar in beauty to yourself I may add) in my company then as we hold hands and sing "I love to go a wandering tra la la la"nothing the weather can throw at one can affect the joy of being alive on the hills.

Marty, was it nippy in Donegal, no pun intended?

2011-11-15T23:19:05.959Z

Marty, was it nippy in Donegal, no pun intended?

Apparently animals make different sounds according...

2011-11-14T14:49:23.470Z

Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages..for example in Poleglass a dog makes a sizzling sound....I was stopped in the street today by someone conducting a survey,he asked me what I knew about dwarfs,I said "very little"...had a crash this morning tailended a car the guy got out he was a dwarf,he said "I,m not happy you know" I said "well which one art you then"..Jimmy Savlles cause of death was a laughter fit,seeminly Neil Lennon asked him to fix it for Celtic...scientists recently discovered that ruins the sex drive in a relationship.....a wedding cake.....a gang of dwarfs were thinking of raiding a butchers shop...they called it of the steaks were to high...

After 100 years at the bottom of the Atlantic,Iris...

2011-11-14T14:34:01.345Z

After 100 years at the bottom of the Atlantic,Irish divers were amazed to find the swimming pool on the Titanic was still full...President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids and get a little PR.after his talk he offers question time,one little boy puts his hand up and Obama asks him his name"walter"responds the little boy,"and what is your question Walter?" "I have 4 questions: first,why did the USA bomb Libya without the support of congress?2nd;why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when its actually worse?3rd why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor,then you said you knew nothing about his preachings and beliefs?4th why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil,but we arent allowed to?" just then the bell rings for recess,Obama informs the kids that they will continue after recess,when they resume Obama says "ok where were we? oh thats right question time ,who has a question?"another little boy puts his hand up ,Obama asks him his name "Steve" "and your question is?""actually I have 6 questions ;1st why did the USA bomd Libya without the support of congress?2nd why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when its actually worse?3rd why did you say Jeremiah Wright was your mentor,then say you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?4th why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil ,but we arent allowed to?5th why did the recess bell go of 20 mins early?6th what happened to Walter?,,,,,