Comments on The Pensive Quill: Ears To You Mrs Robinson

A few days before Jack married Wendy,he had her na...

2012-04-27T10:15:07.985+01:00

A few days before Jack married Wendy,he had her name tattooed on his penis to show how much he loved her.when erect,the name was fully visible.when deflated it read Wy.
After the ceremony they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon.Wendy was delighted with Jacks" special emblem of devotion"their hotel had two beaches,one traditional and one nudist.After two days of the traditional beach,Wendy suggested visiting the clothing optional beach.As Wendy lay her hot towel in the hot sun,she asked Jack if he would get her a cold drink, he walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked for two pina coladas. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender also had "Wy" tattooed on his penis,"hey "Jack said and smiled "what a coincidence, your girlfriend must also be named Wendy" "Oh no"the bartender said "mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA.ENJOY YOUR STAY"

Apparently 4 billion people will be watching the O...

2012-04-25T19:59:04.108+01:00

Apparently 4 billion people will be watching the Olympics opening ceremony,well not me!! if I wanted to look at a bunch of twats who havent worked for years,wandering around in tracksuits,I,ll just go down the Anytout rd and watch the qsf,ers at Thatcher house..

Not sure about that one Anthony was he not suppose...

2012-04-25T19:21:15.444+01:00

Not sure about that one Anthony was he not supposed to be knocking off Mary Magdalene and are they not suppose to have had a child together,Dan Brown mentions this in the Davinci code,it might not mean he wasnt gay but it would possibly lessen the chances, anyway those old arabs say "a girl for a boy, a boy for a man, and a goat for pleasure"

Was Jesus Gay? Probably

Why is there not an Omagh style clamour by the gre...

2012-04-25T19:02:39.398+01:00

Why is there not an Omagh style clamour by the great and good to have Martyboy dragged before the courts after the recent revelations at the Smithwick inquiry,Ian Hurst aka Martin Ingram a former brit intelligence officer has claimed Martyboy was OC of Northern Command PIRA and that he gave the order to capture and torture then kill two top RUC officers Breen and Buchanan,and we have also been told he further gave orders for the human bomb attacks,if Martyboy or his doppelganger has been the bad boy that Hurst claims he is then isnt the silence from all those who were so vociferous about Omagh all the more curious

Seen a psychiatrist today,he said that I had a spl...

2012-04-25T15:06:32.606+01:00

Seen a psychiatrist today,he said that I had a split personality,charged me £80.I gave him £40 and told him to get the rest of the other f##ker..

I.m working on a new mega strong cocktail that wil...

2012-04-25T13:35:51.196+01:00

I.m working on a new mega strong cocktail that will take America by storm.I call it the JFK three shots and your out of your skull...isnt it strange how sexy women always drive cute little cars?..which reminds me the MOT is due on the wifes Transit van..Fernando Torres has scored a goal against Barcelona,Chelsea go through on the NO-WAY rule..

Marty, Dave Revisionitis

2012-04-24T15:49:59.129+01:00

Marty, Dave
Revisionitis

Attorney general John Larkin has taken ex sos Pete...

2012-04-24T14:02:10.489+01:00

Attorney general John Larkin has taken ex sos Peter Hain to court on contempt charges,he claims remarks Hain made in an autobiography brings the judiciary into disrepute,I would have thought that the Diplock courts had already done that...

Dave yes there is a name for the condition you men...

2012-04-24T13:45:25.543+01:00

Dave yes there is a name for the condition you mentioned,its called qsf...

Marty, that sack race had me almost in tears laug...

2012-04-24T13:21:01.251+01:00

Marty,

that sack race had me almost in tears laughing. How do you come up with them?

You would think the son is on the brandy the way he jumps about there. We headed up to Donegal and while my mate did his business myself and Ronan played near the river. The only bent over I did was when you mentioned that sack race!

Tom Mc Feely thinks he's British ! Is there a...

2012-04-24T12:52:32.887+01:00

Tom Mc Feely thinks he's British ! Is there a name for this condition ?

Tom Mc Feely has problems with his eyesight, memo...

2012-04-24T12:51:23.235+01:00

Tom Mc Feely has problems with his eyesight, memory and co-ordination.He thinks he is British !

Kinda on the same theme about deaf ears..... http...

2012-04-24T12:39:43.893+01:00

Kinda on the same theme about deaf ears.....

http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/plastic-bullets-tested-on-pigs-1-3765034

"A Derry human rights group claims recently declassified government documents appear to indicate that plastic bullets could have been banned in the early 1980s had the full truth about how lethal they actually were been revealed."

Seems no one listened to how lethal plastic bullets are...

Kina on the same theme 'DEAF EAR'S'......

2012-04-24T12:37:56.236+01:00

Kina on the same theme 'DEAF EAR'S'...Seems no one listened the reports on how lethal plastic bullets are..

A Derry human rights group claims recently declassified government documents appear to indicate that plastic bullets could have been banned in the early 1980s had the full truth about how lethal they actually were been revealed.

http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/plastic-bullets-tested-on-pigs-1-3765034

Lovely pic in todays Vatican Times of micro brit m...

2012-04-24T12:13:13.100+01:00

Lovely pic in todays Vatican Times of micro brit minister ni Chullin with her ruc/psni colleague promoting the upcoming world police and fire games, maybe thats how yer man died in London you know the MI6 guy who was found naked in a bag in a flat,might it be he was training for the sack race?deputy chief constable of the ruc/psni Gippespie seems from the pic to be well pleased that micro minister ni Chuillin is hands on to help make the games a success, and no mention of Marian Price..ah but then as Anthony has said any thing said would only fall on deaf ears..

Anthony a cara I,m a wee bit worried by that last ...

2012-04-24T10:42:04.108+01:00

Anthony a cara I,m a wee bit worried by that last post of yours ,are you saying you wee one loved the glass of Brandy and your suffering the effects of that now most common of complaints in the Dun na Gall area ie bending over in the wrong place ,

Marty, that was the product of a well filled glas...

2012-04-24T10:05:44.096+01:00

Marty,

that was the product of a well filled glass of brandy eagerly consumed after a round trip journey to Donegal with the child. He loved it but I was knackered!

Deafness and tinnitus can be caused by extremely n...

2012-04-23T21:47:20.851+01:00

Deafness and tinnitus can be caused by extremely noisy environments, being close to explosions,and the discharge of weapons can cause these conditions,so as we know Martyboy was never in any situation such as described,one can only presume that his problems come from being dropped on his head by his ma at birth, that could explain the personality splits we have all come to recognize as the Martyboy backward flip,one of these days the poor lad is going to stick his head between his legs and disappear up his arse,as for Peter his problem is much easier explained,he has been sitting to close to the supermouth bigot Paisley for so long that had he not kept his expense sheet in the other ear he would now most certainly be completely deaf,and as well all know by now this condition is prevalent among those who rule over us, especially when we call for justice for Marian,Tony Taylor and the rest,eh what!