tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4807238897188927967.post547803241603831284..comments2012-07-03T17:05:12.357+01:00AMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00559413440743290550noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4807238897188927967.post-6498554584075608602012-07-03T15:39:02.262+01:002012-07-03T15:39:02.262+01:00The wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday;so I got her sister pregnant -we,re on next Tuesday...Daughter;"dad I,m a lesbian"dad"oh ok"2nd daughter"I,m also a lesbian"Dad"doesnt anyone around here like cock"? son"I do"..a married man was having an affair with his secretary,one day their passions overcame them and the made of for her house,where they made passionate love all afternoon,exhausted from the wild sex asleep, awakening around 8pm,as the man threw on his clothes he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt mystified she nonetheless complies,he slipped on his shoes and went home "where have you been?"demanded the wife"darling I cant lie to you I,ve been having an affair with my secretary and we,ve been having sex all afternoon,I fell asleep and didnt wake up untill 8 o clock"the wife glanced at his shoes "you lying git you,ve been playing golf"..I came home from the pub four hours late last night"where have you been" screamed the wifeI said"I,ve been playing poker with some blokes""playing poker with some blokes"she repeated"well you can pack your bags and go""so can you" I said "this isnt our house anymore"...martyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09814904389826171437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4807238897188927967.post-20843349706421423302012-06-24T21:42:32.268+01:002012-06-24T21:42:32.268+01:00It was on the news today that David Cameron British pm has stated that he intends to stop housing benefit to people under 23 years of age never mind their circumstances,this will be introduced after the next general election, has there ever been a better time for the working class of Britain to unite and organise and demand that the subsidies to the filthy rich royal family be stopped now once and for all, Cameron has it as his goal to completely change the benefit system,what better place to start than the biggest spongers in the land,martyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09814904389826171437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4807238897188927967.post-27776844948070640852012-06-23T10:14:31.108+01:002012-06-23T10:14:31.108+01:00If it walks like a duck!quacks like a duck!Ford like the other inadequate micro ministers are as usefull as tits on a bull,the mandarins in Whitehall must be laughing their arses of at the revenge they have conned the people of norn iorn to sign up to,the saying"you get the politicians you deserve" fucking hell who deserves such a shower of shit.martyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09814904389826171437noreply@blogger.com