Comments on The Pensive Quill: Au contraire

Bob doh brains bought a chainsaw,two weeks later h...

2011-03-07T11:52:08.459Z

Bob doh brains bought a chainsaw,two weeks later he brought it back to the shop and he tells the assistant"doh when I bought this you told me it would cut down 50 trees an hour,I,ve only managed 2 trees an hour doh" the assistant says"let me see and starts it up BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bob jumps back in suprise"what the f##k is that noise doh?"

The seagull doesn't appear too Sinn Fein frien...

2011-03-06T19:47:18.247Z

The seagull doesn't appear too Sinn Fein friendly, it's looking at him with a degree of menace.

Marty, Maybe he's had his gnashers polished u...

2011-03-06T18:53:54.577Z

Marty,
Maybe he's had his gnashers polished up for his new electorate. They'd have been badly stained from all the shite he's been talking over the years

Mickeyboy said to me he is a vision clarity techni...

2011-03-06T17:36:38.084Z

Mickeyboy said to me he is a vision clarity technician,I said Mickeyboy "your a f##kin window cleaner,if you could have spelt vision clarity technician when you were at school you might have done something with your life and had a career like mine......as a domestic refuse relocation engineer......I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw the other night.he hypnotised 7 blokes then tripped over his microphone cable and yelled "fuck me".......what happened next will haunt me forever....the Japanese have joined a team from norn iorn to develop a new F1 racing car they are going to call it ..The Red Honda Ulster..got a few herbs in my eye making dinner the other night now I,m parsley sighted.the wifes in hospital she ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was garlic not to worry she,l be out in the spring..lady posts an add in the paper ....looking for a man who wont beat me or run away and who is great in bed, next day her doorbell rang,and there was this guy he says "hi I,m bob I,ve no arms so I cant beat you,and I,ve no legs so I wont run away."the lady says "what makes you think that your great in bed?" Bob replies "how do you think I rang the f##king doorbell?"

He doesn't have a parachute, probably not nece...

2011-03-06T17:13:50.879Z

He doesn't have a parachute, probably not necesssary if your full of hot air!

michaelhenry, he looks more like a giant orange st...

2011-03-06T16:50:52.607Z

michaelhenry,
he looks more like a giant orange stool pigeon, notice orange is the predominant color.

I cant for the love of me see a rip cord,and Brian...

2011-03-06T16:43:46.194Z

I cant for the love of me see a rip cord,and Brian is always meticulous with the detail,wishfull thinking maybe, I think the jumpsuit makes him look like the shit he really is

Aye Mickeyboy and a face like a well smacked ass ,...

2011-03-06T16:34:57.681Z

Aye Mickeyboy and a face like a well smacked ass ,someday mo cara someday!

Fionnuala- Gerry is flying the colour's of fr...

2011-03-06T16:18:27.784Z

Fionnuala-

Gerry is flying the colour's of freedom-

He has a Green Sinn Fein crash helmet on

He is showing us Marty's favourite
White teeth

He as a orange jump-suit on

Nuala, and then the search would be one for this ...

2011-03-06T15:43:48.930Z

Nuala,

and then the search would be one for this massive alien bird that crapped from on high and killed somebody.

Looking out at a very sharp steeple at the side of...

2011-03-06T15:27:18.124Z

Looking out at a very sharp steeple at the side of the monastery and thinking, 'if only'.
Problem is, he would be up there for days, weeks even as it is only visual from certain homes.

Worse, still Mackers he could actually land on one...

2011-03-06T15:20:38.577Z

Worse, still Mackers he could actually land on one of us.

Michaelhenry we are not that bad hearted. If it d...

2011-03-06T14:34:26.411Z

Michaelhenry

we are not that bad hearted. If it didn't open somebody innocent on the ground could be killed or harmed!

See what I mean about the teeth!

2011-03-06T14:14:09.186Z

See what I mean about the teeth!

How many on the Quill hopes that the chute does no...

2011-03-06T13:19:22.084Z

How many on the Quill hopes that the chute does not open

Gerry Adams- free-falling to freedom