Comments on The Pensive Quill: This & That: Take 5

Now to much more pressing and serious matters...wh...

2012-01-26T13:34:35.643Z

Now to much more pressing and serious matters...what are we going to give her majesty for her upcoming birthday this is the main topic occupying the waking moments of the lumpenproletariat both here in norn iorn and the mainland ,on behalf of TPQ I wanted to send a a hand grenade with the pin out,preferably one of the ones Mickeyboy Stone left in Milltown cemetery,after all it probably was one of hers....

Whats a paralympians biggest fear.... being tested...

2012-01-24T21:01:05.882Z

Whats a paralympians biggest fear.... being tested positive for WD40

Sometimes...when you cry..no one sees your tears,S...

2012-01-24T19:51:26.760Z

Sometimes...when you cry..no one sees your tears,Sometimes...when your in pain..no one sees your hurt,Sometimes when your worried..no one sees your stress...sometimes...Sometimes when your happy..no one sees your smile....But try masturbating in Tesco,s carpark just one f##kin time and see how much attention you get.

I held the door open for a lovely girl in the pub ...

2012-01-24T15:38:23.106Z

I held the door open for a lovely girl in the pub last night,the wife said "you,ve never held the door open for me" I said "what about the time you threatened to leave"Gerry Itwasntme is on his final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant,he has only one life line left....phone a friend "which bird does not make a nest? A Sparrow, B Swallow, C Blackbird D Cuckoo... Gerry Itwasntme calls Bob Doh Brains Bob Doh Brains says "Doh its a cuckoo 100% boss doh"..Gerry Itwasntme wins the million,afterwards he calls Bob "how the f##k did you know that?" Bob Doh Brains said "doh well boss you must be thick doh everybody knows that cuckoo.s live in clocks doh"

Has anyone here read the Vatican Times extracts of...

2012-01-24T11:15:56.824Z

Has anyone here read the Vatican Times extracts of ex sos for norn iorn Peter Hains memoirs,he tells us how grizzly Adams loves plants I bet their creepers,and then he tell us how he connected with Martyboy McGuinness by discussing the success of the English cricket team apparently he is a big fan of the English cricket team ,able to recite match statistics and comment expertly on each of their batsmen and bowlers,bit like that other great republican Pat Sheehan, this doesnt surprise me in the least,what else would you expect from ministers and employees of the crown.

Blind people are f##kers and I,m not afraid to put...

2012-01-23T14:03:01.436Z

Blind people are f##kers and I,m not afraid to put that in writing..they should rename the government Rohypnol,cause you never know when and how you,ll be f##ked next..A new theme park is to devoloped on the site of the old nuclear power station at Chernobyl,it will be similar to Disneyland except the six foot mouse will be real.I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman,its very rewarding but quite challenging,it took me ages to get her husbands voice right..Lionel Ritchie has cancelled his forthcoming gigs on cruise liners apparently Dancing on the ceiling does not have the same appeal anymore..

Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts&...

2012-01-21T17:39:16.300Z

Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts"I,m the hardest f##ker in here" barman says "calm down mate,of course you are,your a piece of tarmac!" then a red piece of tarmac walks in and shouts "I,ll fight any f##ker in here,who wants a beating?" black tarmac remains silent,the barman says to the black tarmac"why didnt you say anything I thought you wanted a fight" black tarmac replies "I.m not messing with that f##ker he,s a f##kin cyclepath!"

New series starting on bbc 2 tonight 9pm Putin, Ru...

2012-01-19T18:37:51.266Z

New series starting on bbc 2 tonight 9pm Putin, Russia and the west could be interesting,

That film Warhorse is good but the hot dog is much...

2012-01-19T14:26:21.469Z

That film Warhorse is good but the hot dog is much better

Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship ...

2012-01-17T21:55:06.379Z

Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Irishmen still in the bar,they told the divers to f##k of they are all inclusive!!just bought a raffle ticket for a med cruise ,last weeks was a rollover...

Tain bo a cara kind of reminds me of Spike Milliga...

2012-01-17T21:50:06.974Z

Tain bo a cara kind of reminds me of Spike Milligans walking backwards song..

Marty, nothing surprising about that or the fact ...

2012-01-17T20:53:22.895Z

Marty,

nothing surprising about that or the fact that qsf don’t mind the old RUC fox being in charge of the hen house.
Reform is just a nice word for rearrange.

So much for Patten and police reform here,pay of t...

2012-01-17T18:47:45.027Z

So much for Patten and police reform here,pay of the ruc with massive retirement deals then rehire them,some in the most sensitive of positions,all with the old ethos of the ruc,and still qsf are on the policing boards propping up this farce.

I seen Anthony Worral Thompson down town today and...

2012-01-17T15:41:54.094Z

I seen Anthony Worral Thompson down town today and asked him if I could take his photograph he went nuts when I asked him to say cheese...a Korean couple walked into the RSPCA,the receptionist says "how can I help you?" the man answers"table for two please".....I went to buy a car with the wife and kids today,the salesman told me to f##k off it was cash or nothing.

I walked in on my mother in law having a bath yest...

2012-01-14T12:40:59.651Z

I walked in on my mother in law having a bath yesterday as she was stopping with us for a while,after months of simmering tension between us this was the opportunity that I was waiting for and before we knew it ,one thing led to another,and I could,nt stop myself...I drowned her.

Carroll is the worst value signing ever in any spo...

2012-01-12T11:17:22.480Z

Carroll is the worst value signing ever in any sport ! Cantona's Bruce Lee impression is still top of the pile ! Spurs for the title if they add 2 decent signings ? Reds, fourth @ best, should beat Stoke on saturday.A cup double would be nice. Never buy a player with a ponytail, Harry Kewell , LOL.

Watching Inglourious bastards on rte brill ,,

2012-01-11T22:24:48.126Z

Watching Inglourious bastards on rte brill ,,

Thanks Michaelhenry, first I knew of it. Up to my...

2012-01-11T21:23:54.165Z

Thanks Michaelhenry,

first I knew of it. Up to my eyes

AM- The old pool is 1-0 at the momment against ci...

2012-01-11T20:29:55.663Z

AM-

The old pool is 1-0 at the momment against city-
every cloud has a silver lining etc-

That keeper showed the rest of us the way to treat...

2012-01-11T20:17:04.859Z

That keeper showed the rest of us the way to treat those fuckers from BC if they ever come out from under the stone they must have crawled under.you know Anthony I,m a UTD fan but I,ve said it before I think Dagleish will turn L/pool around,I think Tommy Smith got it spot on in his comment on Gary Ablett