Comments on The Pensive Quill: Gerry Liar

The wife walked into the kitchen and found me stal...

2012-01-11T18:14:20.630Z

The wife walked into the kitchen and found me stalking around with a fly swatter "what are you doing?" she asked "hunting flies"I said "have you killed any yet?" she asked "yip 3 males and 2 females" I replied intrigued she asked "how can you tell them apart?" I said "3 were on a beer can and the other 2 were on the f##kin phone"

Marty "A film about Maggie Thatcher is about ...

2012-01-11T13:44:53.973Z

Marty
"A film about Maggie Thatcher is about to hit our cinema,s.I cant help but feel they should have waited till she died so the film could have had a happy ending".

I hope she never dies, she will go blind,deaf,dumb,incontinent,crippled, and the only voices she hears are those of the Brave ten of 81, screaming at her, forever and ever.
that will drive her more mental than she was in 81.

How did the chicken cross the road,inside Anthony ...

2012-01-10T22:16:08.659Z

How did the chicken cross the road,inside Anthony Worral Thompson,s jacket

The iron lady (fucking cow) has been classified 18...

2012-01-10T20:47:28.051Z

The iron lady (fucking cow) has been classified 18 as it.s unsuitable for miners...

To save the economy,David Cameron will announce sh...

2012-01-09T12:41:40.927Z

To save the economy,David Cameron will announce shortly that he is ordering the home office to start deporting old people(instead of illegal immigrants)in order to lower the pension bill and nhs costs...old people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home...run Mickeyboy run

Dad whats a cross dresser?""ask your mum...

2012-01-05T15:01:50.699Z

Dad whats a cross dresser?""ask your mum he,ll know"

A film about Maggie Thatcher is about to hit our c...

2012-01-05T14:54:00.782Z

A film about Maggie Thatcher is about to hit our cinema,s.I cant help but feel they should have waited till she died so the film could have had a happy ending...

At last some good news for all on TPQ, Assisted su...

2012-01-05T13:21:50.742Z

At last some good news for all on TPQ,
Assisted suicide may soon be legal,
Mickeyboy cooheeeee...

TOP TIP FOR THE NEW YEAR: If you receive a letter ...

2012-01-04T18:35:36.852Z

TOP TIP FOR THE NEW YEAR:
If you receive a letter summoning you for jury service and you dont want to do it,simply write a reply that says "I.d be delighted to attend,whats the (Robert should ammend here as necessary) orange f##ker done?"
Bob doh Brains and Trickey Dickey were once on an op outside Buckingham palace on a cold winters day to do a hit on the queen,Trickey said "we shouldnt be doing this Bob its treason" Bob replied"Doh you arent kidding Trickey I,ve got two layers of thermals on and I,m still f##king freezing doh"

What do scousers put in their stockings at chris...

2012-01-02T22:13:18.705Z

What do scousers put in their stockings at christmas?...their heads...I was quite upset when I lost my job at the nursing home..now I dont care...

How do you start a rave in a synagogue......stick ...

2012-01-01T21:54:51.170Z

How do you start a rave in a synagogue......stick pennies to the ceiling.....

Had some bad news arranging the wifes funeral toda...

2012-01-01T21:48:44.217Z

Had some bad news arranging the wifes funeral today.....she cancelled it.

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has ch...

2012-01-01T21:23:53.112Z

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed ....my name, address,phone number...

Alfie a cara you think your bad ,well if my body w...

2012-01-01T21:09:11.062Z

Alfie a cara you think your bad ,well if my body was a car,I,d definitely be trading it in for a newer model.I,ve got bumps,dents scratches and my paint job is splattered with varicose veins. my headlights are out of focus,my traction is not as graceful as it once was,my head cloth is now grey,my gearbox is just about to seize up.it takes me hours to reach maximum speed I overheat for no reason,..but worst of all every time I sneeze,cough, or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires....

Ha HA..just seen an ad on RTE for an upcoming show...

2011-12-31T20:52:18.536Z

Ha HA..just seen an ad on RTE for an upcoming show Kneeling in the years, this must have been recorded before we went on our backs,and no Anthony that wasnt just to keep our arses away from the bishops and priests,,,

I bought the son a puppy for christmas,but I,ve ju...

2011-12-31T18:07:25.349Z

I bought the son a puppy for christmas,but I,ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive...Oh well I,ll have to look after the puppy myself now,,,

May I wish you all peace ,love ,health BLAH BLAH B...

2011-12-31T14:41:01.679Z

May I wish you all peace ,love ,health BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! fuck that I wish you lots of sex,alcohol,orgasms,and hope you win the lottery,happy new year!!!!I know its early but I suffer from premature congratulations......

I hope you didnt strain yourself to much a cara

2011-12-27T20:11:52.053Z

I hope you didnt strain yourself to much a cara

Anthony, spoken like a true prophet.

2011-12-27T19:45:30.547Z

Anthony,

spoken like a true prophet.

Tain Bo, truly truly I say to you he who believes...

2011-12-27T10:40:01.761Z

Tain Bo,

truly truly I say to you
he who believes in my pasta strainer
shall have everlasting noodles.
And even if at some later date I deny being the bearer of the strainer, there will be enough fools despite the evidence before their eyes who will endorse my stand. Some will even claim it was on their head rather than mine.

This is the word of the FSM

I was at a wedding reception when the dj announced...

2011-12-27T00:37:41.376Z

I was at a wedding reception when the dj announced"all the married men out there go and stand by the person who makes your life worth living" ...the barman was crushed to death...Bob doh Brains said to Gerry Itwasntme "I thought my new girlfriend might just be ..." the one"....but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse,s outfit,a french maids outfit,and a policewomans uniform I,ve dumped her....she obviously cant hold down a job doh",,,,,

Without a doubt this time of year is our SMH,s fav...

2011-12-26T21:52:29.414Z

Without a doubt this time of year is our SMH,s favourite and most productive time,she can be found out to the wee small hours collecting copious amounts of her favourite specialist art material which we know as boke.puke technicolour yawn . her carrot figures are a treat for anyone of a discerning taste so big girl more power to yer elbow next year and keep sticking it up em opps should that be up to them ,,,,

At this time of year I get fed up with people who ...

2011-12-25T23:39:43.616Z

At this time of year I get fed up with people who think they are worse of than everybody else ....my mate Jim is brilliant,he had a bad car crash,where he lost both his legs and his voice....Does he make a song and dance about it ...does he f##k...

SCARIEST MOMENT FROM LAST YEAR #1 Being stuck in a...

2011-12-25T19:29:36.197Z

SCARIEST MOMENT FROM LAST YEAR
#1 Being stuck in a dark room with Nuala and John Mc Girr and a bible
#2 Dreaming I was one half of of a siamese twin pair...Mickeyboy was the other ..f##kin nightmare
#3 being told that you need a brain transplant immediately and the only donor was a a qsf .er would that be a no brainer,
#4 being the back end of a christmas panto horse Mickeyboy being the front,really making an ass of onself then.
#6 being invited to Nualas for christmas dinner,I mean 30 year old turkey and veggies so far out of date that they come with latin names..
#7 getting plastered and dancing to Daniel O Donnel cd,s ...with Mickeyboy.
NOLLAIG Shona Duit Mickeyboy

Best wishes to all the regulars and hoping for ano...

2011-12-25T19:11:24.649Z

Best wishes to all the regulars and hoping for another year of good banter.
Thanks Anthony for the freedom the quill provides us to voice an uncensored opinion.