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Guy with a gun enters a bar"who the fuck had ...

2012-06-08T20:27:29.120+01:00

Guy with a gun enters a bar"who the fuck had sex with my wife?" voice in the background "you dont have enough bullets mate"..

For Larry ;Japanese couple having an argument. hus...

2012-06-08T18:33:38.124+01:00

For Larry ;Japanese couple having an argument.
husband;"Sukitaki"! wife replies"Kowanini",husband says"Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo"!wife on her knees literally begging "mimi nakoundinda tinkouji"! husband replies angrily "kina tim kouji"! now look at you sitting there reading this as if you understand Japanese!!!

Tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other nig...

2012-06-08T18:20:58.129+01:00

Tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex,she obviously didnt like it,she has been lying there for five days now giving me the silent treatment...

Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?the gras...

2012-06-08T18:17:47.243+01:00

Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?the grass tickles their balls.

Mick, good piece that asks some questions of spor...

2012-06-03T07:33:47.483+01:00

Mick,

good piece that asks some questions of sports fans.

'you chaps always cheer me up, something which my daughter
tells me is no easy task these days.'

I think that comes with age Mick. Mine tells me the same

Mick

Dave after paying 50 million for Torres i'm dr...

2012-06-01T20:13:26.907+01:00

Dave
after paying 50 million for Torres i'm dreading to think who the latest two might be.

Marty and Larry Great tales, you chaps always che...

2012-06-01T18:24:32.948+01:00

Marty and Larry

Great tales, you chaps always cheer me up, something which my daughter tells me is no easy task these days.

Mick

Watch Eng fail miserably in the WCup. Abramovich ...

2012-06-01T12:32:11.672+01:00

Watch Eng fail miserably in the WCup. Abramovich has splashed £70 mill on 2 new players, even though the club hasn't a manager ! In previous decades anyone could win the title.

Mick can I take it you wont be ask the Terry fell...

2012-06-01T11:58:14.933+01:00

Mick can I take it you wont be ask the Terry fella for his autograph,great post Mick I was a big fan of the English team when they won the world cup in 66 with the exception of "nobby" they were footballers,Bobby Charlton was and is a gentleman ,he let his skills do his talking,even "nobby"played some blinders,the football from the days of Best ,Law, Pele, Leeds, L/pool and the host of other first divison teams made my Saturday nights viewing,today as you rightly say the beautiful game is all about money and egos of the super rich,
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop,after looking around for a while he noticed a very life like bronze statue of a rat.it had no price tag,but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.he took it to the shopkeeper and said"how much is this bronze rat?" the owner replied"£12 for the rat £100 for the story"the tourist gave the owner £12 for the rat and said"I,ll just take the rat you can keep the story"as he walked down the street he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and began following him.this was a little disconcerting so he started to walk a little faster,but within a couple of streets the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way,he increased his speed and ran towards the beach,as he ran he looked behind him and saw the rats were now numbered in their millions and they were running faster and faster,by now very concerned he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze rat far out into the water.amazingly the rats jumped into the water and were all drowned.the man walked back to relate this to the shopkeeper who said"Ah youve come back for the story then" "no" said the man"I,ve come back to see have you a bronze statue of John Terry"

This post brings to mind a story King Billy McNeil...

2012-06-01T08:38:36.619+01:00

This post brings to mind a story King Billy McNeill told about a Protestant playin for Celtic.. At half-time at Ibrox in the changin room the wee Prod had his head in his hands sayin i canny go back oot there....Why not asked the tea-mates...well ther callin me a fenian bastard and a papish cunt nd all sorts a stuff....Agh never worry said McNeill sure they call us that too.. Aye but youz fukin are!!! said the wee proddy lmfao.

The world is what it is...and that makes it what i...

2012-06-01T08:34:34.415+01:00

The world is what it is...and that makes it what it is. My mrs calls me her wee 'whitey' but it's usually last thing at night or first thing in the morning..she's soft and sexy and i dont mind it..lol...
but as i said before..we dont do racism at Celtic..we do SECTARIANISM and i'm very proud to say we do it extremely well.

Go into the bronx with the political correctness..i'll see ye on on the other side haha