Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Boolavogue

Wednesday, September 22, 2010  AM  29 comments




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see that the new pope is for IRELAND in 2012-
our deputy first minister who will
be first minister in 2012 has told us this today.

Mikeyboy send me your address and I,ll send you 40p,then you can ring someone who gives a f##k!

Mickeyboy why not get him to wait untill 2016 then as the bearded one said we will have a united Ieland and maybe Martyboy will be Teapot

Might be too late for Roy Hodgson in 2012 maybe a team visit to Lourdes would be more appropriate??
Mackers, Mackers, we know you're there, WE CAN SEE YOU!

Marty the other Marty (the more comical one) says that Dear Leader is being too conservative and a united Ireland could happen in 2014. Unsurprisingly the visit of Benny Von Popen in 2012 is part of Marty's grand strategy. I recently came by a top secret PSF internal memo - TOUTS (Tactical Operational Use of Talking Shite) which states that the pervie's masterplan revolves around Benny's visit where he will perform a miracle inspired by the Wedding Feast of Caana. Rather than changing water to wine (which Marty wouldn't approve of) Benny will perform the most fanta-stic feat of changing oranges into apples. So there you have it, the PSF strategy is revealed and we can all relax and grow to love Dear Leader and the GFA. Onwards to victory!

Geez Gav that sounds like a plan, and I,m sure now that Benny the bad is gonnabe involved our Mickeyboy will bend over backwards to accomidate,get the vaseline ready!!

marty-

i will need more than 40p to ring the IRISH nation, they care but as
charity begins at home just hold on
to those pennys and get yourself some weekend sweets.
are you going to wait untill after the final act before you cheer,

bent over, dont laugh but from priest to pope they are supposed to live without sex- thats some faith, anyone know if there is medicine or a drug involved to help them out, yes i am serious.

Mickeyboy apart from bromide I,d suggest slack Iris she knows all about temptation both physical and financial,anyway I note that the new arch bigot leader of the almost defunct uup has said he hasnt any plans to attend a gaa match,does this mean those boys and girls in the psni gaa team as well are wasting their time .looks like Ballnamallard is a cold house for those of an Irish disposition

Michael why don't you ask Dear Leader that question; he's well in with the priests. He even has them editting embarrassing stuff about ignored forensics off his wikipage from within the Vatican. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6949153.stm
Gerry's absolute immunity is a testament to the power of prayer, or something.

Just in passing I was standing on the Andytown rd today, when I noticed Bob doh brains being pulled over for having a dog in the front of his car, as the peeler approached the car Bob doh brains smacked the mutt,"why did you just smack that dog ?"asked the peeler "A doh he,s just after eating my tax disc doh"!!

Marty,

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland burn. A gamekeeper shouts, "dinnae drink thon waater it's foo ae coo's keech!". The man replies," My good fellow I'm English could you please repeat that in English for me. The keeper replies,"I said use two hands you will spill less that way.

MichaelHenry,

I realise you are already running late for your lobotomy but a few moments of your time. If the Pope does'nt arrive in 2012 will your faith in the First Minister elect continue?

LOL Robert thats a cracker hoots mon! Marriage is like a deck of cards........in the begining all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond....by the end you wish ...you had a club and a spade.!!

An old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous blonde and asks for a special ring for the lady,the jeweller says "here,s one £5000" the old man says "no I want a very special ring"the jeweller then pulls out one at £65,000,the old man says "thats the one I,ll write out a cheque and when it clears on Monday we,ll come and fetch it" ...on Monday the jeweller rings the old man and says "theres no money in that account" the old man says "I know but can you imagine the f##kin weekend I,ve had...

marty-

you know how i like facts,
you say that there is a p.s.n.i GAA
team- which there is not,
there is a p.s.n.i team that plays the odd gaelic match but they have still not got around to joining the
GAA yet, this is despite rule 21
being changed several years ago,
take a gander at the GAA rule book
that will tell you why they never joined.

gav-
the dear leader was shot 5 times in
1984,
don't know where you got absolute
immunity from.
robert-
my faith in the next first minister
goes back a bit,
if the pope comes or not it will
make no difference to me and yer man will be first minister by then.

'Absolute immunity' comes from the fact that he has never had to answer a charge of IRA membership in a British court. He was briefly charged in the 70s but the charge was helpfully dropped just like the fingerprints on the car were helpfully ignored and the paedophilia allegations within the family helpfully never came to light. Spectacularly non-fatal shootings and 'performance art' notwithstanding.

Michael, the UDA quartermaster 'dealt with' the weapon. Nil or minimal propellants. A sub-machine gun at 1 metre, and he survived?

Who was that quartermaster? (He was in the news, ex-army, supergrass. That would be British, not some fictional one.)

And faith is a wonderful thing.

hmm lookin at some of the comments at the here i think we're all finally gettin the measure of mr adams + the sf leadership. thank the tinabeans fer that!!

MichaelHenry,

"my faith in the next first minister goes back a bit"

"the guarantor of partition and the jewel in the crown of British strategy.” Ring a bell?

gav-
do you describe every catholic left
with shot wounds by loyalists as-
spectacularly non fatal,

dave-
i suppose you also think that the
surgeon's who removed the bullets
from GERRY ADAMS was working for british intelligence,
what about the hundreds of catholics with loyalist wounds, are
you saying to them that doctored bullets were used on there bodys,

the brits tried to kill an IRISH
republican leader in 1984
IRISH republicans returned like for
like later that year and went after
the british political leader at her
party conference.

MichaelHenry,

"..make no difference to me and yer man will be first minister by then."

I would have a punt on Adams wanting to be First Minister. Who's yer man - Nigel Dodds?

So Michael by 'like for like' are you saying Dear Leader is like Thatcher? Methinks you have inadvertently stumbled upon a nugget of logic.

robert-
the punt is a useless tender now
a bit like your predictions,
you would need to keep up with the news, nigel doods can not be the next first minister as he give up his m.l.a seat, the call of the
foreign westminister parliament was
to strong for him.

The soothsayer Michael aka Nostradamus or nostra-damn-us has spoke with great accuracy the first minister shall be “yer man” apparently with some hint of divine providence.
“Yer man” is hardly an endorsement of sincere optimism after all yer other man might win or even yer woman?
I am with you on this one as Mr. Adams should be first minister and instead of hail to the chief we can play “keep on the sunny side” that should get us tapping our way into a united Ireland.
I am sure the unionists would be lulled by his charming rendition.
Sadly Michael the inclement weather keeps the sun from shinning much and the clouds that hangover PSF only block out the illumination fortunately it’s always sunny in Gerry’s head and why not, the “untouchables” have plenty of reasons to smile.

Marty,

you mentioned Iris and it struck me that Robert and his colleagues should follow her example. They are hooked on tradition when Iris showed she wasn't. Any fresh root would do.

Tradition. Fresh root. Very good.

Anthony,

"you mentioned Iris and it struck me that Robert and his colleagues should follow her example.They are hooked on tradition when Iris showed she wasn't. Any fresh root would do."

Nice play on the pun there. Thankfully the Robinson's have no connection to the Orange.
I care little for her private life. What would concern me is to what extent the private behaviour of public representatives impacts the political decisions being made here.It is her party's political marriage to IRA/Sinn Fein that concerns me and the intrigue of those in public office. I think she has presented herself as a very unsuitable model in both private and public spheres and on that basis will not proposing her as such at my next lodge meeting.

Boolavogue

Robert

‘I care little for her private life. What would concern me is to what extent the private behaviour of public representatives impacts the political decisions being made here. It is her party's political
marriage to IRA/Sinn Fein that concerns me and the intrigue of those in public office.’

Was your attitude the same to the UUP in government with ‘IRA/Sinn Fein’? What sort of political system would you prefer?

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